C'est Moi.

I'm basically your average teenage girl. My hair never goes the way I want, my room can't stay clean for more than a day, I like music, movies, animals, gum, reading and ice tea. For me and my friends, pale is the new tan! I love Scooby Doo, because who doesn't love dumb ass kids going into big ass houses looking for crazy ass trouble? Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi, and my ninja skills kick but! I suffer from major blond moments and have learned that you can't make someone love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best, though the more boys I meet, the more I love my dog. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the street without having their motives questioned. I believe Humpty Dumpty was pushed and that disco didn't die, it was murdered. I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that books contain fictional characters. And seriously people, we live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do, and the Internet has made grammar an endangered species. Deal with it!
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.  Matt Groening (via thatlitsite)


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-          Hey I miss you

-          What are you doing right now?

-          What are you thinking about right now?

-          Are you thinking about me?

-          As much as I think about you?

-          Because I think about you all day

-          I miss your laugh

-          I miss your smile

-          And the way that your eyes squint when you laugh

-          I miss your dimples

-          I love your laugh

-          And I love hearing you say my name

-          I love listening to you speak I don’t care what we talk about

-          I think you have the sexiest voice in the world

-          Every guy I see I compare to you

-          It’s not fair

-          In fact it’s cruel

-          But I do it anyway

-          Because I can’t stop thinking about you

-          And I can’t stop missing you

-          And I can’t stop loving you

-          I am so in love with you it hurts

-          Like right now

-          It hurts

-          Make it stop now please

-          Good night

-          I love you

what i wish all my homework would do 

what i wish all my homework would do 

Men categorize women in one of four ways.

So for gospel?

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My love

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The relaxed, semi-cupped hand: as an artist, you will draw this a billion, zillion times. Print these out for practice and reference.

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I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Edgar Allan Poe (via greatauthorquotes)

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